Ok…so I am  little out of order already.  I posted pics of Venice and the next stop was Corfu, Greece and THEN the Carnivale party…but what ya gonna do???   I do what I like. (You need to say that like Cartman on South Park)  So Corfu will have to come tomorrow.   It can wait.  It’s been around a while anyway so one day won’t do it any harm.

I am in Island house right now and just about to go out to the pool and mingle with the boys.   There are some hot ones again!  This time …ugh…his name just escaped me, but the bald porn guy from Titan with tattoos all over and a great ass is here.   I will put his name up or get a pic for you when I go back out.

The last two nights have been sooooooo rainy…really stormy with tons of thunder and lightning.   Luc must be going bonkers at home.  He hates the rain.  I feel a little bad too cause I came home from the Med and spent one night and one walk with him and had to leave again.   I will go home for two days and then have to leave again…back down here, but this time to shoot some new marketing stuff for Island House, and then off to Vegas for the International lingerie show.

I fucked up my back a little bit on the cruise too so i haven’t been back in the gym since i left, which is ANNOYING!   Especially when I am expected to prance around in mesh skivies in Vegas.   Also the shoot her in Key West.   I really am not sure what I did either…nio lifting or anything…i think it was just a twist or simple movement I wasn’t prepared for.   I hate back issues!

Anywho….what is this entry about????

Wait…lets talk about me a little bit more.   I’m sick too…   Some sort of sniffles and congestion and sinus-y headache.   Yesterday was shivering and cold but today I think I am on the mend.   I kindof really sound like a whiner in this post, don’t I?   You can say it!

Alright…so lets get to some pics…I have to thank my buddy at UW4MEN….who I will be shooting for later….for my latex swirl shorts.   I have to say….they did me well!   People had their hands on them all night …

I had no idea Liza was going to be there.   i thought it was just going to be Chita Rivera and Andy Bell…who knew???

So …it was so annoying to go to Venice again. I mean really…who in their right mind wants to go see some swamp land that is just sinking away??? ME!!! What an amazing place. I didn’t have a lot of time this trip to go around but fortunately I have been there before.
This is where the cruise started…

On the plane ride over I started reading a book that a friend gave me…Cry to Heaven…it’s an Anne Rice number, which I am new to her, but I actually enjoyed reading it.  It takes place in Venice and Naples and I was able to visualize all the place and have an idea of what it was like; however, I didn’t see any eunuchs running around.:)

I originally thought that I would slow the video down o I wasn’t really careful about moving slowly, but if I slow it down the sound will be weird and i wanted to leave the sound so you all …that haven’t been on one of these cruises….can have a feel for the atmosphere.

I MISSED YOU GUYS!
I wish you all could experience what i just experienced over the past few weeks. What an amazing trip with amazing people. I think my favorite part of these trips is actually the people I meet. the ports and different cities are beautiful and amazing, but the different people from all walks of life are even more so. Where on earth can you combine so many races and ages and culturally different backgrounds and have everyone embrace each other for exactly who they are. Makes me proud to be part of it. For some of these guys or girls it is the first time for them to be in a place where they can live as they choose without ridicule or being afraid. It is really amazing. It is equally amazing to realize what a huge support system we have with gay men and women all around the world. That said…I want to tell all you hot young guys to make sure you go out of your way to be kind to the older gay men. Don’t be a jerk or conceited or ignore them. They are the reason we can live the way we choose. they are the ones that went to jail for our rights and were beat on a street corner and harassed relentlessly. Give them a hug and say thank you, and then do the same for the generation that follows you…..Okay…let me step off the soap box

I am gonna do the same as before and give you a day by day account of the trip. Pics and all….wether you want it or not.

First though….just wanted to make sure you all saw the latest stuff while I have been gone. I just saw it last night. Click on it to see the rest….dont forget you have all the uncut pics in the site if you haven’t already seen those.

I also found this which was pretty exciting for this old man I am not sure if I am on the inside or not though. i need to go find a copy so I can check it out. Either way I am pretty happy and way flattered. Especially with a guy like that on the cover! HOT….lol It’s the little things that make me happy

So did anyone look familiar in that video??? Anyway….just thought you could all use some gyrating ass bouncing muscled Latinos to get you through the day. There is one amazing delicious ass on there too!

Like the poop through a sewer pipe my plumbing is driving me nutso! Not my personal colon…as opposed to my shared colon. NO COMMENTS PLEASE. So waaaay back I put in this great chicago brick patio and being super smart like I am I did no research about my property and had it laid right on the septic tank. Yes in Miami we still use septic tanks. So…the old pip finally corroded through and it was a big shitty mess. Not literally, but kind of. So much for rose petals.
So I had to have them go digging/breaking the patio looking for the pipe and the septic tank. They finally found it and made a mess….and then we realized I need a new drain field a week or so later which meant more damage and more headache and more poop. OMG…this just reminded me of the funniest story. I may have told it, but since nobody here reads the archives it will be fresh as the day it….yuck.

When I was a kid we had the plumbing back up. I am the youngest of six. So six kids and a mom and dad… Well my dad digs up the septic tank and uncovers it. He discovers what the problem is….this is where the story gets good.

I was probably 6-8 to give you an idea. I will never forget it. It was a cold morning but not much snow left on the ground…just wet and muddy and ooso-smelly. He called us all together before school so it was 7 am-ish. He marches us outside to the tank and gathers all of us around and starts his speech. Meanwhile he is holding a long broom handle in his hand so he can point out some things to us.

“There are two types of people in life”, he says, “wadders and folders. Someone in this house is a major wadder and it is going to end!” While he is lecturing us he is tapping a glob of used toilet paper at the end of the main pipe from the house which dumps into the septic tank. the pipe that is back-ed up and making the toilets and sinks unusable in the house. Well he was a tich too into his own speech ’cause he gave it a nice whack and all this shit and toilet paper and sledge and who knows what came flying out. No the pipe is horizontal….so it isn’t like it is aiming upward at him or us for that matter. Quick lesson for you sewer people. A septic tank is a big concrete square box where all the crap sits and decomposes. Maybe 4 feet wide by 6″ or something like that. Well, the shit comes with such force and flies across the four foot span and hits the flat vertical cement wall on the other side sending it straight up in the air splattering everywhere. EVERYWHERE! I think this calls for a big collective …..oooooooooo! What a mess! My mother was furious. She couldn’t even speak and the rest of us were just dumbfounded. My dad just stood there….finished his speech like nothing and walked away. lol So him. Later we all got our own colors of toilet paper so he could see who the wadder was….lol…not even kidding!

Anyway…so they just recently…while I am here…fixed the patio and when they were doing it they made a hole….yes…again…in my septic pipe going to the tank. UGH! Amazing. Im just glad I dont have to deal with it. I will have to pay for it of course, but glad not to deal with it!

Well yesterday we were in Athens. We dropped some off and picked some up. More or less a new set of guys. I think this group collectively has more foreskin. I’m guessing a few miles if I could line them all up. It just didn’t seem appropriate though. And at the same time I may disappoint myself. It is nice though to have some fresh guys on here. Don’t get me wrong. It has been amazing, but it is like their first day of summer camp so everything is new and exciting again…including me…lol.

So if you recall this is the part of the trip where we head to LA. If you don’t know what I am talking about maybe you should do a little more reading and a little less, well Im guessing stamp collecting. I mean is really is the only thing that could realistically pull someone away from this riveting blog.

Tomorrow is Tel Aviv actually. YAY!!!!! I wonder if i will blend in…

So you guys now I shot with Eddy a while back….well tomorrow you will get a closer look at him. I have the gallery RENTBOY coming up. Such a sexier Spaniard! I actually split this into two parts. So RENTBOY tomorrow and then Friday you will see the rest of him! RENTBOY UNCUT I’m doing this for two reasons. Believe it or not I do listen to people…meaning you ALL. Some….some very crazy ones…like to have somethings left to the imagination and don’t like seeing it all… i guess I can understand that to some extent though. Anywho, the first gallery will leave some to the imagination, but still shows plenty. It is all the workup to the actual “deed”. And by deed I am referring to helping Maude cross the street of course. The followup gallery gets a little wet…:) That gallery is specifically for you less crazy and less imaginative ones.

Thats just a sample…..and here is a sample of the UNCUT version.

Love Mykonos! It is so pretty and fun! Especially today as I have some friends from London here! I’m headed to work hard…at the beach!

Well some of you asked me WTF I was talking about when I got side tracked the other day and was “touching the trolley” so here she is! If you haven’t seen her she is hilarious. The first one is just about her cabin service and the second clip is more of a routine. They are worth the watch though. She comes on the cruises with us sometimes too.

well I told you all that I shot with Intymen…a new line that is coming out this fall….right? I am on the cruise right now….cruising…and um…yea. I was going to go to MAGIC in Vegas and model for them as well as Joe Snyder and Good Devil, but I am on a cruise right now, cruising… this sounds familiar. Anywho… my friend from Chile took my place. It’s good because they need someone who can really show of the underwear and fill out the package I try, but that’s just it. I have to TRY. He just puts it on and …TA DAAAA! His only concern is keeping the pouch dry…lol i’m kidding. (maybe not, I don’t know his drip habits well enough to comment on it. Scratch the whole last sentence)

They took some video footage of the shoot. It isn’t bad actually. I just saw it and was like… “hmmm…nice…not too shabby…..well, seriously??? I’m wearing little ankle socks??? Black ankle socks?? Where are my shoes? Why do I have socks on anyway? Who is the weenie shooting it that didn’t say something to me? Why didn’t he just crop my feet out? Is that cinnamon vanilla bundt cake I smell? Where is that smell coming from?” The good thing about me being upset or critical is that I am quickly distracted. I’m like a cat with a laser pointer shining on the wall. Just throw something shiny in front of me and I’m like an Etch-a-sketch™. ( I just learned how to do the TM symbol…lol) My mind wipes clear and I’m ready for the next thing. I guess that isn’t really something to brag about though, right?

Anyway, what was I talking about? Oh yea…ME! I want to pause really briefly here and just say, for the record, that whoever said I was narcissistic …I wrote about that in a past blog entry…look it up! That’s what the search field is for!…well, they were completely right. There. I said it. You were right. I wasn’t going to bring it up at all, but then I realized by bringing it up I get to talk about myself even more. It’s a win win. And if you don’t know what a win win is may I suggest you read Seven Habits for Highly Successful People? And if you are a teen….what the fuck are you doing here?!?! Sign of immediately and go read the version for Highly Successful Teens!

Shiny…bright…..me…..where was I? ……..touch trolly….walk to cabin…touch trolly….back to cabin….make gestures that mean nothing……

Oh!!!!…here is the video. As you will notice from the music, wearing Intymen is very high energy, exciting and fun. All your erotic fantasies will come true with Intymen. Buy some now!

Well by now you should have seen my video, Moroccan Kiss. And if you haven’t I am really not sure what you are doing with your time besides letting it slip away. I thought this was very interesting. The video below is from Drasko, the photographer that shot Brian and I in Toronto. I have the same footage too and made my video for you guys. As part of our agreement he has the rights to the footage that he shot as well. So I made a video using his footage….and he made one too. I think it is interesting to see how the two of us interpreted the same thing so differently. You will have to let me know what you think of them.

Levi & Brian (promo clip) from Drasko Bogdanovic on Vimeo.

Mine is in the site so if you haven’t already viewed it take a gander.
I do like the intensity of this one though and the red light….not sure what his intentions were but it makes me feel a little dirtier – naughty. Like I am part of some under ground sex club or something. Which I AM, btw!

Wouldn’t be a trip to the airport without a nice pair of legs…..oh yea. And I just met to nice(hot) Cubans on my flight. I will keep the camera ready!

So far that is all I have to say about Venice…lol. I’m collecting pictures and going to meetings getting ready for the cruise. All the guys are here and it should be a fun night. We actually get to bored the ship for a few hours the night before to tour it and get feel. That rarely happens. We usually get on the ship the same morning as everyone else and just have to figure it out along with everyone else. This will be nice to a preview though. It’s the sister ship to one I have been on a lot of times so it should be very very similar if not the same.

OK…Imma gonna goa – that’s the extent of my Italian – and eata spaghetti. lol At least I entertain myself!

I know some of you may think I am referring to Med school. Not this time. I’m just exhausted with smarts so I have decided to take a little trip to the Mediterranean, which is named after Medicites from Terrain. On a side note, please do not repeat me.

So just a couple days left and I am left to my own devices far from home. Hallelujah! So here is a little map of my itinerary. i realize you probably could give a rats ass where I am going…and maybe even a little bitched that you aren’t going, but..humor me. Here is the first leg of the trip:

I am so excited.   Venice is such a beautiful city to sail in or out of.   Or to sail around for that matter.   Or to drink a beer.   It’s actually a good city for a lot of things.   Last time I was there my site seeing was limited to a Venetian guy standing outside his shop in a pair of tight …dick hugging, thin white slacks.   I tried to make it up the steps several times to pass him.   I even busied myself with chotchkies in the shops around him thinking it would help me break focus on him and move on.   No luck.   I spent hours, maybe even days there lusting. I did, however, breakaway just in time to follow a group of young sailors back to the port.   I have no idea what the city looks like actually.  I just saw white slacks and ….well you know.   Definitely worth a return visit though!

Corfu will be new to me…and for that matter I will be new to them ….and that brings me to the ol’ Isty-ville.   You may have never heard of Istanbul be referred to before as Isty-ville.   Neither have I.   So let’s call it Istanbul.   Interesting facts:

• Did you know that Istanbul is the only city that sits on to -spelled, TWO – continents??   Well it does!   Europe and Asia.
• Did you also know that Istanbul was once Constantinople?   Well…that’s nobodies business but the Turks.
• In addition…I…ME….have a shirt that has Istanbul written right across the chest.

Read

Instanbul(Not Constantinople) Lyrics

here.

So there you have it.   Three very informative and factual facts.

After Istanbul we go to Greece.    That is where grease comes from.   Actually…that is where my sweet little woman with the salt-n-pepper boobs comes from.   Hopefully I will be able to find another or buy a set of back-up-boobs while I’m there.

So, some guys get off the ship in Athens and others get on and we continue our journey.

Just seeing if you were paying ANY type of attention.   For those of you that are still looking at it and thinking…”how fun…Athens to LA!   I just Love the MED!”  - well you lot need a serious geography lesson.

OK…so we leave Athens, get gas in LA and then head to Tel Aviv.   I am very excited to got to Tel Aviv.  That is the other highlight city on my trip….Isty being the first.   Now all I know about Tel Aviv right now is that I need to find Aviv and tell him something.   Seriously.   Let me apologize.   I’m not even drunk…..so imagine how much worse it could get….see????

The rest of the trip will be great!   I have visited the other cities before but the one I remember the least is Marseilles.   It has been years since I have been there.  I was a kid my last visit.   I wish I were able to spend time in Barcelona.   I just love that city.   Para mis chicos Catalanes….os extraño!   Ójala pronto tenga la oportunidad volver.

So in a nut sack, that is my trip.

This is interesting if you havent already looked at it. I fly enough and have seen enough annoying people that I would like to high-five this guy. I think one of the worse flights I would take regularly is the Miami – Vegas and back. It was always full of drunk crazies. Good for him! Digo yo!

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Jet blue flight attendant…click this one to read and watch about it

So I told you that I went to the Cyndi LAuper concert.  It was great.   I didn’t have the BEST seats, but fun seats.   We were on the front middle of the balcony.  Apparently, form my observation…gay men spend more money (not me) as they were all on the main floorand in front.

I was surrounded by women – and one married couple.  The husband was Italian and 67.   Almost my dads age…lol   It was a really mixed crowd  actually.   I was a little nervous sitting by them as he was getting irritated before the show even started, and then I was thinking…shit…I got to walk by this guy every time I want a drink or have to piss….SOOOOOOOO I noticed him in line buyimng champagne for his wife so the next time I went out I came back with champagne.   Worked like a charm!  I spent the night taking pics with the girls behind us and dancing with the ones in front of us.  It was a lot of fun actually.

I wasn’t familiar with this one. It is new, but I really liked it. She did a lot of blues…her whole new album is actually

She ended with this song…my favorite of hers

So I told you that I had more pictures and a story that continued…right….and that my battery died and that I got gum in my hair etc..    Well, I had the pictures all along!   I am not the brightest bulb in the closet.   Actually….I am, but I am like one of those energy efficient that take a few minutes to final light up and get bright.   Yea…well I am sitting here eating my breakfast…whole grain oatmeal with raw nuts and a whole wheat honey English muffin with butter.   It is pretty healthy actually.   no extra added sugar or salt or anything like that.   Just raw goodness.  Why am I telling you all this crap???   What a great question!   ‘Cause I am about to show you what i ate the other day for my barbecue and then you will understand why I am on detox.   Actually that meal and then drinking.   I didn’t really drink that much there, but when I got home I went to see Cyndi Lauper and she got me drunk.

So I don’t get out of order here let me back up just a little.   Pick up where I left off in the last entry of Key West.   SO we get home or back to the resort naked – well except for my shoes.   They are the new Kobe Bryant shoes at Foot Locker and I LOVE them.   So comfortable and stylish!   Well, for whatever reason that night was the last night they will ever make an appearance on my feet.   I gave them to someone there as they were always hurting the sole of my foot the following day.   I thought i could deal with it for the style, but I guess even I have my limits.   So I took the shoes off and that was it.   They walked away on someone’s feet.  Anyway…there we were nude at the front desk which lasted until I could beg a piece of chocolate and then we continued to the pool and bar.

So there I am ….at the bar ordering myself a tasty lil drink and look down to see a mouth on my dick.   It happens that fast.   Im telling you!   I was like….oh…well HELLO!   So he sucked…I carried on like nothing until a finger slipped around back….not the suckers….and thats when I jumped in the pool.   You know what?   I may be confusing this with the night before.   Hmmm…well if thats the case just substitute the guys doing the deeds and everything else was about the same.   lol   It isn’t always like that there.  It’s interesting.   Sometimes you get a really conservative quiet crowd – other times they are playful and silly, and occasionally they are all horny.   This was the later.

We jumped in the pool and one of my friends has a camera that can be submerged so we took some underwater pics for you.   I still have to get those from him…of course.

Went back to my room….ate licorice and a ham and cheese omelet and went to bed.   The next day was a pool party and really fun and nice.   It actually started off cloudy and a little rainy but ended up great.  They gave out prizes including two Cyndi Lauper tickets.  (We all went together to the concert)  Next time I am there is for Labor Day and I think the prizes will be a free room stay and I am taking a huge picture taken in Palm Springs as well as some underwear goodie bags from Good Devil.   Should be fun.

You know what?   I am looking at he pictures I took now and I have no clue which day is which and when what happened or where.   It’s irrelevant though.   At one point we went walking on the beach…well not really the beach but a locals nude beach area.   It’s kind of a hike to get too but very pretty.   There was this little driftwood house that we passed on the way.   It was kind of beat up, but I guess at one point a couple was living there.   It actually has hallways and rooms.   Very interesting.   We went there to walk off the barbecue.   And then….to Hog fish for the sunset and a beer.

The sunset was beautiful.   I left these last two pics full size incase you want to use them as a screen saver or anything.

So here is a sample of the pics to come.   These were shot by Lorenzo Gomez.   He is a great photographer and fun to work with.   He usually shoots latin guys but for some reason I got lucky